Thursday, February 25, 2010

Do You Need a Joke, 'Cause I Need a Joke

Warning: Off-color joke. If you offend easily, maybe this isn't the day to read my blog. If this joke runs too close to home, then I want to hear all about it.

A guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says:

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch,
You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

So, it is snowing again in the Garden State. The advantages of snow are that I can work from home (procrastinate from home). The disadvantage is that I am 10 feet from my kitchen filled with yummy delights. So far, the temptation has not taken over, but as the weather is going to continue to decline, Cabin Fever will descend upon me. I will grip the couch, sweat pouring from my brow. My veins will pop with anticipation, and I will have to do something..ANYTHING to get the boredom to go away! Can we say chocolate? Hopefully, snow shoveling will knacker me out enough to not care if I am bored. How do you cope with being snowed in?

So far this week, I have only worked out once. I am only punishing myself by not moving. How is it that I know this, accept this, and still my tush is still sitting on the couch? I am mental.

Have a good one folks!


  1. I was going to post a joke a friend text me earlier, but realised it was probably too rude! :o(

  2. Thanks Missa!!! I appreciate the support! Keep up the great work yourself! So far you've been doing AWESOME with your weigh-ins. I wish mine were as good as yours!!!

  3. Good joke, love it!

  4. Just say no to the temptation! Stay safe in the snow!

  5. Cabin fever is hard! Before doing anything irrational, take a long winter's nap!

    That is quite a joke; the men in my office would LOVE it.

  6. A great joke! One that i'm sure my husband can probably relate to when I am PMSing. lol

    I think it's easy to hibernate in the winter. Too cold to really go outside and enjoy (unless you love winter... which I do not). SOOoo easy to stay inside and snuggle!!